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"Those guys say a lot of mean stuff about cops."

Officer Richard van Douche
Officer Richard van Douche

“Do they kiss their mothers with those mouths?”

Karen McKaren
Karen McKaren

“Smart-ass know-it-alls whose foul language turns me off.”

Chad Neckbeard
Chad Neckbeard

“They don’t get paid, so I don’t even know why they waste their time.”

Seymour Oldmoney
Seymour Oldmoney

“I don’t like how much they rely on facts and history.”

Rick DeFox
Rick DeFox

“Guns have feelings, too, and these jerks don’t seem to care about my gun’s feelings.”

Marty Bugtussle
Marty Bugtussle